Seriously...I’ve had an oeuf. 

Emphatically disagree. No, he could not single-handedly get the power on. But he could raise money for relief, help people get some answers (when local governments were doing a piss-poor job of communicating) and overall make us feel that we hadn’t been 100% abandoned. If he wanted to send Heidi and the kids to…

And it’s Berenstain Bears, not Berenstein Bears.

Was this intentional? It’s Schlafly, right?

SAME. I kinda want to see Black Widow, but that’s because there have been about 137 Marvel movies and her not getting her own earlier pisses me off.

Loooove this movie. Also as a teen, I had a massive crush on Jesse Bradford, and now I find his crooked smile extremely condescending and punchable. God, when did I get so cynical?

Yeesh. I’ve been a Jezebel reader for like...a lot of years. This might just be the straw that broke this old-ass camel’s back. These articles have gotten downright nasty — often to women who have committed no crime other than...I don’t know. Being in the public eye?

I looooove Havana Nights. It’s up there with Grease 2 for me for sequels that no one asked for and yet, miraculously, we were blessed to receive. 

Hold on now, am I not understanding this right?

Exactly! It was not only not a good movie, but it was SO SAD. I don’t go to musicals based on disco music to have my heart broken several times, thank you very much!

I thought she was wonderful in Personal Shopper. She’s great in the right movies. Also the new Charlie’s Angels was dumb af but dammit she was a delight.

Blatant racism in a multi-billion dollar industry that provides many young people’s first introduction to sex is unimportant?

I’ve seen a few takes now that say Jeffree Star is feuding with and bullying Mason. I don’t think Jeffree should have taken the bait, but are we really calling his response “bullying?” It really wasn’t harsh to me. He said the kid is privileged which is a million percent true, and isn’t even an insult.

Right? AGE, damn you, AGE! Also, I’ve never heard her normal accent before and I’m astonished how non-British her accent is! 

I used to live in Allston too! Used to work at a bar in the neighborhood. 

My mother is a pie queen, and strawberry rhubarb was one of our household favorites as a kid. One time she made it and at first bite, it seemed okay. But then we all noticed something was a bit...off. There was a bitterness that we hadn’t expected. My dad checked the fridge, and it turns out she’d bought swiss chard…

I do love a champagne cocktail.

Also, the Chaos Walking trilogy for a YA version. 

Bless your poor parents.

I am feeling for Kristy so hard right now. Also, I’m sorry you lost your friend.