Didn’t we all?

Finally, something Miley Cyrus and I have in common.

Does she even have a last name? Isn’t she just Rey? Maybe she assumes the last name Skywalker as an homage to Luke and Leia since her own family abandoned her.

Fuckin rude.

My husband’s aunt and her husband RSVP’d “no” to our wedding, but then they showed up anyway. I was happy to have them because I like them, but it was a really small wedding in our backyard (only 45 people) with assigned seating, so I had nowhere to put them. So they sat on chairs off to the side. We had plenty of…

Yes! Why do they all try to look so old??

I “got it”, I love Wayne’s World, and I still found it super cringey.

Bohemian Rhapsody was a festering dog turd of a movie. The screenplay was cliched hackneyed tripe and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND why it is being nominated and winning awards.

Great. Let me add this worry to the crushing mountain of anxieties that I’m already carrying around. I DIDN’T NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

As an atheist in the Bible belt, someone who has “been raised as someone outside of the religious majority”, I still think you’re reaching pretty hard here.

Yeah, I didn’t like the couple. She was grating, but he about sent me over the edge when he was bitching about the fact that she got help with the laundry. Are you kidding me? “We could do it...” No dude, you mean SHE could do it. She is telling you she’s overwhelmed and she hates doing it. IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT,…

Jane Austen wrote this shit in Pride and Prejudice, and here we are, almost 200 years later, and Mr. Collins still thinks Lizzy is uniformly charming, and when sanctioned by her excellent parents, his proposals will not fail of being acceptable. :-/

I binged this with my dad recently and just loved it. I hope they do a second season!

That entire picture is a photoshopped nightmare. There is zero chance that any of these people took this picture together.

I can’t believe I didn’t know that Marty Rathbun rejoined the church!!! Part of me thinks they must have something insane on him that they’re using to blackmail him, and the other part of me thinks that he got off on the power he had when he was a big dog in the Sea Org, and he wants some of that back. He always…

Yup yup yup yup yup I’m here for it.

Is $64 normal for kid’s pants? I’m really asking, I don’t have kids. But I don’t usually spend $64 for my adult pants. So...that seems like a lot.

I’m a millennial (I think, I dunno, I’m 33) and I find this pretty funny. Is the game board millennial pink, and can my game piece be a can of rose? Do the experiences include Coachella, Burning Man, and an underground music festival that’s like SXSW “used to be” before it became mainstream? 

Overdrive is the best!!

Overdrive is the best!!

I also must contend with the possibility of death every time I get in my car. That’s why I put on my FUCKING seatbelt.