As a native Texan, the only people who can claim to be a “Proud” Texan are some kind of piece of shit or another. There ain’t nothing going on here to be proud of right now.

“Rival Stings B-level Influencer with Spilt Tea (and Honey)”

“Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid in Walmart.”

This is like a weird variation on the Streisand Effect, right? Nobody would’ve said a single word about this joke or this show if Taylor Swift hadn’t said anything first? Now this show’s probably gonna get a MASSIVE boost in viewership and pop-culture relevance because of it. I don’t know if its been renewed for a…

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

I am astonished at the incredible amount of hatred that online liberals/leftists are displaying for such an enormous, diverse state that is suffering an unspeakable tragedy. Like, every election is shaving the razor-thin margins keeping the state red, and people still talk about Texas like it’s a R stronghold with…

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

She’s such a badass on and off the pitch. On the pitch, this is my favorite moment of hers, which she shared with Abby Wambach. Team USA was about to be eliminated from the 2011 Women’s World Cup, but then the perfect cross from Rapinoe changes the outcome. It’s still the latest game ever scored in any World Cup.

Oh, you must be from the timeline where Nelson Mandela didn’t die in prison, right?

It is. I actually googled it, because I started to wonder if I was totally off base. It’s unfortunate, because it’s super distracting and makes an otherwise interesting article come off as sloppy and poorly-researched. I hope they go back and fix it.

OhmyfuckinggawdYES!

Yeah, I took Karate for 2 years in second and third grade, 82 and 83. We wore no protective gear, although we were not allowed to hit above the shoulders. I participated in one tournament between schools in the greater Houston area in the summer of 82, and won my age/belt group by continually using the Bruce Lee…

This is the kind of pedantic deep dive nerd shit I’m here for. Well done.

How convenient of him to suddenly decide to acknowledge this and “apologize” just a little over a week after she had a baby with the man she left his abusive ass for.

It’s great that he got good internet connection after disappearing up his own asshole.

I don’t understand the need to play the “who has it worse” game. Can’t we just acknowledge that its a shitty time for a lot of people for reasons that are sometimes similar and sometimes different?   

I miss bubbly, feel-good vibes of “John Wayne Gacy, Jr.”

I dunno ... I think the three months after the next two are going to be even wilder.

This version of Batman should be going up against the latest movie version of Joker and they can have a contest for who can drink the most coffee and smoke the most cigarettes.

I’m done with Batmen. Time for some new, anti-fascist superheroes who will eat Bruce Wayne and all the other billionaire playboys.