I’ve had this same thought. I wonder if part of the reason we’re feeling that this may be excessive is that we’re so used to crimes against minorities and women getting such bullshit sentences. Brock Turner gets 3 months, and this garbage human being gets no jail time at all...maybe the problem is that this court…

I’m not a big tv consumer, but my husband and I devoured The Crown and loved it so much. I can’t wait for Season 2.

It’s like the musical for people who don’t like musicals, I guess? Because I also love them, but pretty much everyone I know who raves about Blah Blah Bland does not.

I haven’t seen Moonlight, but I have seen La La Land, and if that schlock won best picture I would have been so incredibly disappointed. The definition of overrated.

You know, I used to be way more into oral sex, and now it just doesn’t do it for me. My husband enjoys performing it, so I let him...but I’d kinda rather just skip it.

Judge Sparks at it again. He also blocked the requirement to bury fetal remains in Texas. I’m grateful for fair Texas judges.

Or that some women don’t have children??

I think a lot of people who don’t live in the southwest, and in Texas in particular, don’t have an appreciation for the size of the border that we’re talking about. Anyone who thinks that an effective wall can be built over 2,000 miles in 3.5 years is absolutely deluded. Hell, it’s taken almost that long to get…

I want a masters in Extremely Difficult Literature.

Thanks!

I’ve wanted to! Is it awesome?

I just said basically the same thing. Planning meals and arranging things like haircuts/massages is not weird for a personal assistant.

As a personal/executive assistant myself, I don’t really find this list particularly weird. He wants someone to plan ahead for him, basically. That’s like, what a PA does.

Same

And we certainly love shaping things like Texas. I think half of Bed Bath and Beyond here is contraptions you can use to make your food Texas-shaped.

No. You’re just an angry elf. Merry Christmas.

You know, there’s a way to say “Have you considered what will happen to you when you are too old to care for yourself?” without being a complete douche-canoe.

Wow, Sam Sparks? I worked for a lawyer and we had a case in front of Judge Sparks...he was kind of a sonofabitch, but he was also no-nonsense. I assumed being a white male Texas judge he’d be totes conservative, but I’m happy to see that whatever his personal views, he granted the TRO.

It was my belief that my husband was the only one who called British period dramas my “stories”. I’m happy to be wrong.

She’s so amazing. I was lucky enough to see her in Austin a couple years ago. One of the best and most memorable performances of my life. She will be missed.