Wut are you doing, US Weekly?

Yeah, something like that. No wonder she looked completely unhinged, poor thing.

Yes. I was never genuinely worried about the outcome of this election. Call it hubris, but I never, ever thought that he had a shot at the Presidency.

I still appreciate her books from a literature perspective. Just not down with the philosophy. But I genuinely enjoyed The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.

Ugh. My boss is a wonderful, generous, kind person. Who is also a proud libertarian. It’s such a weird thing to me. I just love him, but when it comes to our political ideologies, I want to smack him.

That’s pretty cute though.

I have so much leftover booze from my wedding two weeks ago that I have options. I think I’ll drink a dirty martini during the reporting, and then pop some champagne if it’s good news, or drown myself in bourbon if it’s bad news.

I have heard of these people. A lot of people have heard of these people.

This is an awesome story. Fun fact: I work in a sausage house, and our chef overcooked some ribs a bit. So I read this entire story while gnawing on the biggest pork rib you’ve ever seen.

How do you figure? Because there are no American flags, no American imagery, at all. The only flags I see are the Slovenian flag, and the European flag.

I don’t really think so. She’s smart, loyal, and kind, and stands up to a literal monster.

A+ quality internet right there.

I love this so much.

Yes. I have been Belle, Snow White, Cleopatra, a harem girl (actually a literal whore!), a fairy, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, and some other stuff I can’t remember, and they were all homemade.

I don’t feel particularly brave, and I don’t get much grief for my child-free-ness per se, but I do get annoyed by the assumptions that I always have to correct about when I have kids, rather than if I have kids. Most recent example: my aunt, who I am very much not close to, was at my house for my wedding last…

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how delightful your username is before.

No, it’s the robbers’ fault.

I was wondering why my life had suddenly imploded. Thanks a lot!!

Well heck. I learned something today.