What’s up with the 11s?

Right? I was convinced that with every step they were gonna get tangled or slip on that fabric and fall right off their platforms.

I refuse to watch that episode of Futurama. I’ve seen it, but I never re-watch it. That episode made me hate Bender, and I’ve never really forgiven him.

I don’t get it either. Every 6 months or so in the grocery store check out line, there she is, staring at me. For 20 years!! She’s gone. Unless someone confesses, we’ll probably never know.

It looks like a slick action film starring attractive people. 100% guaranteed I will see this.

I think a little more love needs to be given to how adorable the Stranger Things kids look, especially Caleb McLaughlin’s fantastic jacket!!

10 years ago, maybe. Hell, probably.

this gif is amazing

Ha! I don’t have bail money allocated in my budget, but I’ll consider adding some.

I feel like it’s weird to have so much love for a 16 year old, but I DON’T CARE. She’s so stinking cute I can’t even stand it.

Second.

“...if you’re trying to get married in front of 50 friends in your parents’ backyard...”

Aaaahhhh. Thank you.

“The Witness Wore Red” was really interesting. I love reading about Scientology and the FLDS, even while I hate both.

“Cold shoulder tops”? Is that a new way of saying “off the shoulder tops”? Tangentially related: I don’t know when circle skirts became “skater skirts”, but I refuse to say it.

Their relationship has been news to me and it’s so disappointing.

Most disturbing thing to me?

I have heard of exactly 3 of these people.

I do. I was 12, at a camp reunion, and I thought it was a joke at first until we turned on the news.

And it’s such a shame because that case was not without merit.