dtrejo
Dani Trejo
dtrejo

You see someone who seems to have it all, or at least looks like you want to look. They say “this is what I do!”, and even though you know it’s bullshit, you always wonder...maybe that’s the one thing that will make everything okay! This was my problem with the juicing/fasting fad a couple years ago. I got real caught

Sort of on topic but sort of not: if you want to feel like you’re wearing yoga pants, but not look like you just woke up: find yourself a soft-ass maxi skirt and wear. that. shit. Feels like jammies. Looks like I actually thought about my outfit today. Changed my life.

My fiance smokes pot like I drink. I come home from work, and have a glass of wine. He gets home from work, and smokes a little. He has never flaked on plans, or shown up to something high. And we never ever make plans around where and when he can get high. Just like I don’t make plans around where and when I can get

Agreed, but there’s a pretty big difference between being a casual user, and a Spicoli zonked out wake-and-bake pothead.

I almost spit out my coffee at “goat tits”. :-)

I would wear the shit outta that for sexytimes. But I have little boobs, so I feel like it’s kinda made for underendowed ladies like me. No support necessary!

Yes!!! I do not understand his casting in anything he’s been in. He’s always the good guy. Spiderman? Are you kidding me?

God, Malena. What a terribly heartbreaking movie.

She’s the hero we deserve.

I want it too. Real bad.

I kinda love the backless hoodie. I stand ready for your judgment.

I wouldn’t kick either one out of bed for eating crackers.

Mickey’s not here, you’re very small, it just makes sense.

I don’t remember it as “hooking up”, I remember it as she was super wasted and he raped her. Am I thinking of the right movie?

God that show was disturbing.

Also apparently if high school girls weighed over 130 lbs they were banished, never to be seen again.

Still dreamy.

I’m thinking about doing this. No one would really know that I had 4 names, because I’d really just go by Dani McDermott. But knowing that the Trejo was still there would make me happy. And I don’t really mind taking his name, because I like it.

I LOVE Groverthwaite.

I want to talk about the excellent choice of music from two of my FAVORITE 90s movies, by one of my favorite film composers.