She’s the hero we deserve.

I want it too. Real bad.

I kinda love the backless hoodie. I stand ready for your judgment.

I wouldn’t kick either one out of bed for eating crackers.

Mickey’s not here, you’re very small, it just makes sense.

I don’t remember it as “hooking up”, I remember it as she was super wasted and he raped her. Am I thinking of the right movie?

God that show was disturbing.

Also apparently if high school girls weighed over 130 lbs they were banished, never to be seen again.

Still dreamy.

I’m thinking about doing this. No one would really know that I had 4 names, because I’d really just go by Dani McDermott. But knowing that the Trejo was still there would make me happy. And I don’t really mind taking his name, because I like it.

I LOVE Groverthwaite.

I want to talk about the excellent choice of music from two of my FAVORITE 90s movies, by one of my favorite film composers.

At first I read your response as “I don’t consider iTunes. Thanks.” Like you don’t believe in it or something. I was so confused.

Right? My brother is bulking (I know Brady isn’t, but he is fit for a living). He has to eat like 4,000 calories a day. And unless you’re eating whoppers and fries, it’s so hard to eat that much. I can’t imagine Brady’s portion sizes.

I am SO GLAD he’s not affiliated with Uchi anymore, because if I had to choose between going to Uchi and taking a stand against this shit...I really don’t know what I’d pick. I can stay away from Jimmy John’s, Hobby Lobby, and Chick-Fil-A, but Uchi is legit the best restaurant in Austin and I don’t know if I have the…

I have never discussed this with my mom, although I wouldn’t mind. She might be uncomfortable though, because I’m pretty sure her number is 1, and my number is somewhere in the 20s. I’m not sure if she’d be more concerned that it was high, or that I honestly don’t know exactly what it is.

Holy crap, doesn’t even look like the same guy.

Sweet Salami might be my new catchphrase.

Bieber looks like he’s 90 years old.

“Coocoo bananas” is one of the most fun phrases to say in the English language.