I think Elizabeth Olsen is a really good actress, and being in this show would be career suicide. And I’m pretty sure her team would never have let her do it, even if they’d asked.

I cried my eyes out when I watched this last night.

Have any of you seen the trailer for the new Emma Watson movie, Colonia? I’m super intrigued.

#1 best possible use of this gif.

Man, it’s a tricky question. I’m with you.

I feel like it takes effort to make the tech stars and supermodels look that fucking boring.

That is a lot of white fingers.

For real. I really like my job, and I’m happy where I am. But I think if I could do it over, I’d become an electrician or something. Where I live is exploding so quickly, there’s more work than the tradespeople can keep up with. If I’d gone into it and gotten good, I’d be cleaning up right now. Plus I could rewire my…

It’s not that bad, but it takes a couple months to actually receive it. Pretty sure it’s just a form, some proof of ID, and then you have to go to an official passport photo location (often the post office) for a picture.

That first clip made me laugh so hard I almost got busted at work. Sam Bee is the best.

That’s so sad. Have you tried talking to a therapist about it?

So. Ugly.

As soon as I read this description, my first thought was “I bet Zac Efron is in this.” Lo and behold...

“I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old’s favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.”

You made me snort. Well done.

My teenaged self would wear the shit out of all of this. My current self might also wear some of these items. But why does the video look like it was made by a first year film student?

That is a failing indeed. But I cannot laugh at it.

Man, I’ve refused to watch it specifically because of the puppy killing. I can totally handle violence against people. But dogs? I think it would upset me too much.

I saw this last night and I am soooo excited.

I’m working on building mine up right now. 6 months of current living expenses. Not so much so I can “Fuck off” from my fiance, but more so if I lose my job, I’ll have some cushion while I figure out my next move.