As soon as I read this description, my first thought was “I bet Zac Efron is in this.” Lo and behold...

“I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old’s favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.”

You made me snort. Well done.

My teenaged self would wear the shit out of all of this. My current self might also wear some of these items. But why does the video look like it was made by a first year film student?

That is a failing indeed. But I cannot laugh at it.

Man, I’ve refused to watch it specifically because of the puppy killing. I can totally handle violence against people. But dogs? I think it would upset me too much.

I saw this last night and I am soooo excited.

I’m working on building mine up right now. 6 months of current living expenses. Not so much so I can “Fuck off” from my fiance, but more so if I lose my job, I’ll have some cushion while I figure out my next move.

Yeah, I didn’t find it particularly troubling.

“I’ll always have a place at the DQ.” Parker Posey is THE BEST.

Jesus. I wish you could’ve told her to fuck right off.

But did she fuck up? From what I’ve seen, the idea that he was using his phone to read translated questions doesn’t hold up, according to other people in the room. He was either looking at pictures, or taking pictures of her on his phone. That seems pretty rude to me. Maybe she was a little sterner than she needed to…

I live in Austin, and I approve this message.

I live in Texas, and I would be one of those Texan refugees, and this still made me LOL.

But...she’s saying she’s 25 and hasn’t had a pregnancy as a shout out to Planned Parenthood. Not like, I’m so awesome I haven’t gotten pregnant. More like, I’m so lucky that Planned Parenthood was there for me when I needed it, let’s make sure it’s there for other women who also need it. I don’t understand your grump…

That lawyer was such a smug piece of garbage. My fiance and I were yelling at him the entire time he was on screen. Letting his client be interviewed by detectives without him present, are you fucking shitting me?

Elizabeth Olsen is too busy being a really well respected actress for the sugar-and-sap sandwich that this show looks like.

That’s fucking horrible, I’m so sorry.

Having an abortion is not necessarily life-changing. It’s a medical procedure. Having a baby is absolutely life changing. I think most 15 year olds are pretty capable of saying, “You know what? I am not equipped to be a mother.”

Laughing adorably but menacingly.