I think it was the Bile guy that I used to call “Stretchy Man” and he scared the everloving crap out of me. That and the white lamprey thing in the sewers in that one episode...I was afraid to go to the bathroom for weeks.

I love this plan.

It’s everywhere.

Girl, You Don’t Need a Backstage Pass

But the Monster of the Week episodes are the best ones!

Kesha is not the next Adele. She’s the current Kesha. And she’s fucking awesome.

Gee, I thought this was pretty funny. I guess I’m in the minority?

As an atheist, I fervently do not believe in any sort of afterlife. So it makes me so sad to see people throwing their lives away (the only life they have, according to my view) on some shithead because they believe there’s a reward for them at some point in the future. Obviously, this woman doesn’t share my beliefs,…

I used Cetaphil when I was a kid, and then moved on to other stuff. I switched back to Cetaphil recently, and the breakouts!! I thought it might just be an adjustment period, but after 3 months, I was still breaking out a lot. I switched back to Neutrogena, and my skin cleared right up. So weird, for such a gentle…

Mine isn’t a lie per se, because no one told it to me, but I still believed it. I thought that there were underground caverns at every traffic intersection, and people in the caverns watched video of what was going on up above and changed the lights accordingly.

Agreed! The Moonstone was good too.

Clean up, aisle my panties.

I have enjoyed her podcast. Although I do remember there was one segment she did about fat shaming, and her comment was basically, “I hear overweight people saying they’re happy and like themselves how they are, but you can’t be that happy if you can’t climb stairs without getting out of breath,” or something along…

I didn’t know who Saint West was until I read this article. That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Yeah, what the hell??

I know! But those notes were hysterical. So were the parenthetical comments...“(This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)“

Is snozzcumber right? I remember the food, I remember it kinda looked like a big lumpy cucumber, and it tasted disgusting. But the word “snozzcumber” is just not ringing a bell for me. I remember snozzberries, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...

I just read through about as much of this as I could handle, and I wanted to commend you for your measured, well thought out, and non-reactionary responses to a very heated topic. A+ interneting.

This is so amazing.

Probably this.