You hope for that? Geeze, I hope for any ending but that one.

Didn’t this happen like a year ago? I thought this article would be about the beating that took place on Friday on 6th Street because of jaywalking.

Man, that’s just awful.

Well that’s a bummer.

Knowing only what I know from this article, I think this is pretty great. To be self-aware enough at 18 to make this kind of a change, when you’re “living the dream” as far as most teenagers are concerned, is pretty impressive.

Yeesh. We’re not all like that, I promise.

My absolute hero!

Pattitwigs

Man this is so apt right now. I’ve been running the gamut of emotions on this issue lately. I’m getting married next year, and I just like my fiance’s name better. But my siblings all love our last name, and then I feel like there’s something wrong with me for not feeling more attached to it.

Well duh you want to take your husband’s last name. Who wouldn’t want to be associated with the Muffler Man??

Texas. Oh Texas. I love it here and I hate it here all at the same time. Greg Abbott should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Clam wham is my absolute new favorite phrase, edging out douche-canoe by a narrow margin.

We might be engaged to the same person. ;-)

Man, I wish my fiance would express some opinions beyond “cheap”. That’s pretty much all I’m getting from him.

This reminds me - was there ever any follow up on the pregnant woman who went missing for like 4 days, and then was found in another state, not pregnant but without a baby? Not sure how to Google that.

Loving your username.

I think you just discovered your million dollar idea.

I’m 30, but it was suggested I get a mammogram every other year due to my family history. This article is really interesting, and I think I get it...but I’ll still probably get my mammogram next year.

I may be a philistine, but I really like St. Germaine in sparkling wine. Of course, I also like sparkling wine as-is.

For some reason, this was all I could think of.