She’s such a sweetheart, I think she’d say not to invite her as it might cause hurt feelings among my other aunts and uncles.

Marry me. We can grow ever grouchier together.

I’m in exactly this boat right now. Recently engaged, and have really no relationship with the majority of my aunts and uncles. I’m okay not inviting them, but there is one I would like to invite. So that makes it hard. Do I have to exclude the one I like in order to be fair, or can I just invite that one, or do I…

Is this the same little girl who said her dad couldn’t call her a princess because she didn’t have fancy dresses and jewels? I love this kid.

And sorry that pic is so massive!

My ring is a good sized cushion cut morganite stone in rose gold with a little diamond halo. I love it more than is probably healthy.

That is just lovely!

Mine is rose gold and morganite too, although it does have a little diamond halo. I am friggin in love with it. Everything I do is more fun with my sparkly little friend. A lot of people have asked if it’s a pink diamond.

Oh my god are you talking about Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars? Because my fiance is also obsessed with that game.

What an asinine, childish thing to do.

Hahahahaha!!!! Thank you for that, I missed it.

Hillary Duff seems to have come out relatively unscathed.

I’m not usually into lace dresses, but dangit if that isn’t just gorgeous! And it fits you like a glove. Your tailor did an awesome job.

I knew those had to be enormous jumbo pancakes, the way the owner made such a big issue of the order for three. But no one ever specifically said it. That makes her ranting make a little more sense.

I’ve had good experiences with Favor. They’re not strictly food delivery, they’ll basically get you whatever you want. But their app is great, and you get updates along the way. And your payment isn’t processed until after you receive your order, which I love.

The words “children” and “orgasm” should never be in the same sentence.

Sandra’s Minion shoes are on point.

Yeah, I can see that he’d be a decent guy in real life. He was just such a TV villain that I felt all weird by how happy I was that he acknowledged me. I was only 18 at the time.

Simon Cowell smiled and waved at me once, can relate.

That book was fucking obnoxious. My boss made me read it.