We found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to battle our boys? That’s not legal.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

“I was gonna run my team, but then I got high”

Tired of screwing up, tired of going down, tired of myself, tired of this town.

Nice to see Irsay shops from The Men’s Wearhouse‘ Ric Flair Collection.

woke up sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt

I can understand why Irsay would be upset. A first half like that must be a tough handful of pills to swallow.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

Overqualified? His worst decision involved first base. I’m not sure he’s qualified at all.

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

“What’s this about dead hookers??”

Or like throwing punches at a Madonna tied to a chair.

Oh goodness who would have thought Sean Penn was a self-serious asshole with a crazy sense of importance about himself and his trade

Ahem. Banana Republic is a subsidiary of the Gap.

It’s because he didn’t shave those damned sideburns.

Gillette is the single worst place in Massachusetts, and I’m including all the gang-ridden hellholes around Springfield in that assessment

A-Rod should be used to that type of range having played with Jeter for a decade

“Glazer’s fitness is pretty inspiring”

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Look out, Burneko — Jim Tomsula is gonna take over Foodspin.