That’s usually the catcher. Most pitchers have to know the difference between one finger and two.

A degreed engineer who is “pretty sure” the moon landing was faked.

My favorite response was left out:

This guy is definitely a Cardinals fan.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

“You guys are heroes”

My favorite part about Blue Lives Matter is how the guys that are constantly thanked for quietly and thanklessly doing their thankless jobs are suddenly the loudest martyrs the day we stopped thanking them and people feel the need to apologize for it

I am a Seadderal Cheathawks fan. They are cheaters and I do not care. I also like Kombucha and my wife brews it at home. I would do it myself but I am a big dumbass and would probably piss in it on accident.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

The moment Walsh missed that kick (which didn’t surprise anybody because we are all conditioned), I immediately transitioned to every Minnesotan sports fans true favorite activity: rooting for other teams to lose. The internet may have adopted failure, but I was born in it, molded by it.

I believe it was Daryl Dawkins who gave fellow big man James Donaldson the nickname “American Tourister” because his head was as big as a suitcase.

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

we’re an aging behemoth with outdated infrastructure and horribly corrupt corporate and government bureaucracies that are terminally immune to change

The title should be:

Your theories are intriguing to me, Jim Tressel.

But it’s weird to see retreads like Ken Whisenhunt get passed around while the dude in charge of the 2000 Ravens is just chilling out in his straw hat. Ray Lewis didn’t coach that team, even if he tells you otherwise.

If BYU played an all white Missouri, BYU would still be the whiter team

That Party beer can says “adopted from German technology.” You know who else was a big fan of German technology?

The happiest asshole in America, ladies and gentlemen.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”