Correct. That should have been left out and replaced with the existing Martian threat. Discovery of water on Mars has Webb nervous about our intergalactic battle readiness. Anyone who has seen Mars Attacks! realizes that this is much more dangerous than Chinese hacking.

*throws voice across room*

Yoenis Cespedes and Jose Bautista would make a great President and Vice-President. Could they govern effectively? HELL NO! Would they be any worse than whichever one of these hamburgers actually gets elected? MAYBE! And, besides, when shit goes sideways, they could just have a home run derby. If we learned anything…

Astounding. I mean, to actually throw Cardinals fans onto the field when there are wastebins about.

Hey Albert have you considered just being a whiny internet nerd instead of a (two-time certified) sex-haver? Because then this stuff wouldn’t bother you, apparently.

The whole point of having a gaming console, is that it is easy to setup and play games.

god this is fucking sad

“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”

BARBER: Really? Again??

What a dum dum!

Dwight Howard: Nah, that’s not my name.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

“He ain’t no real nigga. He a white boy, he preppy, he a rich boy.”

I don’t think anything of Tarantino’s is really revered enough to be on that list. The Big Lebowski will never deserve anyone’s hate, but it’s over-saturated through popular culture enough that I can give you a pass. Coffee is amazing, but it’s a very acquired taste, coffee breath is awful and coffee nerds are…

Very bad tweet; doesn’t call up mental images of Kevin Smith’s dick getting pOwned.

In fairness, it’s still the best dialogue he’s written since Dogma.

This looks like something from St. Louis

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.