I share both your approximate geography and your overall incredulity. And the dad thing (two under two, one under one (yes I can confirm that I have done sex)). As a non-native of this whole Southland area, it absolutely boggles the fucking mind to see how many people are so dismissive of basic tenets of modern…

This is what pisses me off to no end about these quacks. They take a kernel of truth and extrapolate all sorts of fanciful bullpucky from it. True, our bodies haven't had the time to (or can't) adapt to the rapid and profound changes in our diets in the last 50 years, but what the fuck that has to do with our…

He's doing research. HOOKER POOP STORIES.

So basically Drew's checking out hooker ads while he's at the Superbowl?

Francona was fired by the 3 headed moron squad that owns and runs the team and his name was dragged through the mud in the press and the fans were PISSSSSSSED.

Yeah, sugar sucks. That's why it's in everything we eat. I hate it.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

Your body is trying to tell you something; ignore it.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

Lee Harvey Balls-hauled

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

Throw Mamba from the Train

This is the greatest thing ever

Christopher Walken: Shit. What. The. Shit. You. Killed. Her. Robert.

With the ongoing Ballghazi investigation and Brad Johnson's admitting to bribery, I'm hoping the NFL will investigate other scandals and/or conspiracy theories....mainly, I want to see the Giants investigated for stealing my Minnesota Vikings' radio signals during 41-doughnut. Also, burning jet fuel won't melt steel.

Forbes, the Buzzfeed of the Financial Industry.

By that I mean I'm impressed he owned a car.