"Is this thing on? Because it's getting ready to be."

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

I couldn't have dreamed of a more perfect Klosterman quotation to illustrate why I hate him unless he flat out said, " I engage specious rhetoric solely to delight myself. This is all I do."

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Rex got tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop with Marrone! But now the shoe's on the other foot! Rex and that offense will need to be gellin' like Magellan!

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

What I like about this one is the part about Cragg's weird cat voice.

At least when J.R. Smith and Jason Kidd were on the team they were only half in the bag.

It's the NBA, nobody calls that any more.

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.

Any truth to the rumor he was wearing a Brian Scalabrine jersey to throw off investigators?

I dunno. Ask your boner.

"...and these poor souls were in turn mocked by old, dying, joyless people aghast that the youth of today are not up on the Beatles..."

"Is that the brother of the Packers' coach?"

♫ And those three men came from afar,

Utica record when Brickman House is in the lineup?

You're a fine fuckin' trainer, won't you take that thang out

Doesn't Gregggggggggg's belief in FOOTBALL GODS constitute polytheism? How hast thine Christ, Redeemer of gritty souls not smote yon blowhard to ruin for such a blaspheme?

How's your boner, Cajun Man?