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This hood fang/bumper/vent combo just looks too...wrong. Same with the little drop off on the headlight.

The proportions around the tail lights are off.

What the fuck were they thinking? This whole clusterfuck just ruined it.

Doubt you've driven one or even something close to as fast on a track. Don't be a dick.

I can't remember which one it is :(. Let me do some googling.

Still not quite as offensive as this at a dealer with FOUR GTRs out front, all marked up this much.q

Sorry, have you seen the above car? You are either clueless or a dumbass. Probably both.

I'd have to go for the R53 with the 6MT. The supercharged engine was from a time before Mini tried to get all efficient. It was fantastically torquey and you were always in the right part of the rev range. The clutch was light but responsive and the shifter was damn near perfect.

NO NO GOD NO. DESTROY THESE RIMS STAT!!!!!

You saw.

Edit: and the view from the black car:

But look at a CGT.

How to fix it:

Brabus may be as bad as Mansory with body kits.

There was a 2JZ-GTE powered one in my 'hood in just as mint condition asking $33k. I'd much rather have that, torque be damned.

Wow. Jalopnik must have put MINUTES of research into this article!

Hellllllll no.

Hey, thats my video! It was at Morning Octane.

Show me on the way back machine an article he wrote on Kotaku