I have a “bikini body.” Because I have a body, and I put a bikini on it, full stop.

Wow what are the odds that 70% of women would have been on their period the day they took that poll?

“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

The United States: A country without a single public museum dedicated to the history of slavery, but numerous museums and memorials dedicated to the glorification of slavers.

Nah, there have been a couple of better ones from Anna recently. I do like this one, however.

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If only they had some sort of test, easily available, widely used, and cheap, to give women when they are either going through already mandatory medical examinations and intake intake into a correctional facility or else when a woman claimed to be pregnant already in custody in a facility that undoubtably has at least…

Considering her general incompetence, I’d bet she doesn’t know the word.

“The fact though is that we want our kids not to have to decide which bathroom they get to go in. And not to be subject to peer pressure about which one to go in.

“And I don’t think we should be making life more confusing for our children.”

If you ever wondered what it would happen if a sentient circus peanut ran for president, now you know.

I don’t feel like people have gotten meaner or dumber, but that the internet has given those already dumb and mean a greater voice. Like the people who were always bigoted now have an anonymous place to spew hate. They didn’t become racist/sexist/etc. they already were, they were just in the closet about it.

This is how I feel about people hinting to me about having a baby. I’m almost 29 and have been married for 3 years, so my empty uterus perplexes many people.

I hope they selected those beans carefully.

OMG, we had burritos for dinner, are we all pregnant?! ;) :)

Alcohol probably more of a libido enhancer than this pill, and it’s worst side effect is unintentional fedora-wearer sex.

Maybe she thoughts they would challenge it in court? Maybe they’d try to say she wasn’t of sound mind enough to change her will? Certain shreddy actions seem to indicate she wasn’t totally of sound mind. (I can understand wanting to screw heirs, I can’t understand not having at least one place you’d want to donate the…

It’s kind of funny that she tells the liberal women to “man up” and debate her on policies... It’s like she’s subconsciously admitting that she only believes men are capable of properly debating political issues. That is some ingrained misogyny right there.

No gonna try and speak to your experience or anything, but I’ve seriously never understood this “vegan dictating their life choices to others” archetype as anything but a paranoid fantasy of people who feel somehow attacked by the personal choices of others which in no way affect anyone else.

And these same people complain that our children are behind the rest of the world. What in the world could be causing that?