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Oh, Carly doesn’t like it when other people silence her voice and make decisions for her? She demands respect for her right to choose her course of action without being controlled by politicians and other strangers? Sur-PRISE, surPRISE!

Seriously: Don’t need to see that, Wendy Williams? THEN STOP LOOKING!

Swimming for impact-free cardio and Pilates mat classes for core strength (and better posture) took care of my knee, back, and neck issues. But do check with your doctor first, to make sure your knees are as ready as you are! :)

Wait, women are people? Who are allowed to vote? I thought Fox News sent women’s suffrage on vacation when the GOP candidates got offended by it - just buy the women’s suffrage some shoes, and it’ll be happy. Silly suffrage!

It’s creepy how spot-on that already sounds. I’ve lost my taste for funnel cakes forever!

OMG, this would be AWESOME. Please, please do this!

Honeychild, every word the male GOP candidates say is “penis.”

Please tell me this is a Photoshopped picture! Please, please tell me that someone didn’t stop him and say, “Chris, for the love of gourd, we celebrate your body confidence, but we have to have a talk about keeping your privates private.”

Because FDR (who had polio) and JFK (Addison’s) were such weak presidents, of course. Then again, knowledge of history and politics doesn’t seem to be in good ol’ Hamster Helper’s wheelhouse.

OMG, we had burritos for dinner, are we all pregnant?! ;) :)

Soooo...everyone’s getting the irony of a female journalist and readership tearing down our era’s first serious, mainstream, and successful female DC superhero show for the undercutting, negativity-based female relationships the show writers have developed over the course of three 45-minute TV episodes? Or has

Lauren, take it from someone who spent her pre-wedding year trying to slim down and ended up with 382 straight days of being hungry, angry, blisteringly self-critical, and, eventually, clinically depressed: your wedding weight doesn’t matter.

Caught an awesome comment on Slate: “Wait a second. They’re banding together to gain leverage over corporate entities they’re negotiating with... Doesn’t that sound like a union?”

Though The Basement would be too upsetting for me personally, her book sounds fantastic, and I just ordered it. Thanks for the fascinating article!

‘I asked my boyfriend why they put it on such display, and he replied smugly that his family “wasn’t ashamed of the human body.”’ Not ashamed of the naked, objectified, submissive female body, that is - unless, of course, they had a magazine filled with naked, objectified, submissive male bodies, too.

Does anyone else find it ironic that these nuns - a group of all single people of the same gender who were raising children - insist that all single people, and people of the same gender, are categorically unable to a good job of raising children?

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Guys, Boehner is going to run for president. The GOP’s bat-snot crazy candidates have no hope of winning the general election, and they wouldn’t want to nominate Trump, whom they can’t control. So Boehner resigns after the Pope’s visit - and after navigating the nation through another (near-) shutdown in October. As