“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

“All things to consider the next time you’re considering leaving an elaborate digital record of your interest in adultery”

Whoa, whoa whoa, easy on the insults. What did uncooked chicken breast ever do to you, Joanna?

He also wasn’t exactly known for being a health nut.

Of course there was a conspiracy. Horcruxes don’t find themselves.

It is not like he was almost 80 or anything like that. He probably had a good 40 years left.

Bi-racial princess! The Princess and the Pony by Kate Beaton! I love this book so much. It’s about a little girl who gets a misfit pony for her birthday when she wanted a great, big warrior horse. (She comes from a warrior culture.) It’s so freakin’ cute and one of my favorite children’s books.

The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
“They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
“They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
“They should’ve lived in another country.”
“They shouldn’t be having sex.”

Exactly. The next sign right underneath it should say:

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

Half the ladies I know completed puberty in a mere 90 minutes because of that bulge.

every month is white history month

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

So avert your fucking eyes, Wendy.