Elephant seals don’t have tusks! They are called elephant seals because the males have big floppy proboscises sort of like an elephant’s trunk but shorter. Walruses have tusks on males and females.

I was put on hormonal birth control when I was ten to try to control my periods, which were occurring twice a month. Not so out of the realm of possibilities.

I’m teaching analysis in my course right now, and how to look for an author’s assumptions.

there are not enough stars for this

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I love my daughter to bits, but five-year-olds can be incredibly boring. There’s only so many times in a row I can take listening to her sing the same verse of a song she only knows those words to and not very accurately before I need something else to pay attention to or I’d fall asleep.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.

Commie martians can’t fool Rush! He’s well equipped to defend himself from their mind-control rays!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...