Don't tell me how to do my mom

Sure, this guy shows his sweet archery skills inside and everyone thinks he's cool. But when I do my mom tells me "it's about time for me to find somewhere else to live."

Look at this. Tell me pizza isn't a drug.

stop body shaming

What about pizza made of children? I've heard it's delicious but you can only get it in Ireland.

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.

One time, I had an experience different than this with my Greek life, so you should really stop being mean and picking on Greek life.

If money is not a concern, what's the argument against socialized medicine then?

"Damn, these Dockers _do_ make me look irresistible!"

"WHY CANT I BENEFIT A TON FROM SOCIETY WITHOUT GIVING BACK WAH WAH WAH"

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

I seriously can not even with these bullshit comparison of menstrual supplies with fucking condoms. The dick doesn't just ejaculate for a week straight every month. You don't wear condoms to keep yourself from cumming in your fucking underwear. They are not the same thing.

This is NOT ok.

Aw, c'mon now. Dolarhyde would very likely murder you and everyone in the house with you, but he would never send you a douchey email. He was a very polite serial killer.

On a childhood trip to Israel, I saw my first bikini-clad woman who also clearly did not give a fuck about body hair and shaving. I grew up in L.A. where everyone strived to be perfectly tan and hairless (sometimes men too!) and to see an insane amount of pubic hair just hanging out of a woman's tiny bikini bottom…

I'd almost say Interstellar deserves it for score, but to be honest it might just have been that the REALLY LOUD PIPE ORGAN was the only truly memorable thing about the movie. There was pretty, some bullshit lines about "love", and REALLY LOUD PIPE ORGAN.

Wowwwwww.

Pizza guy.

Shh, everybody pay attention, a rich white man is talking!

Translation (not google translate but native Swedish translate)

Snoppen och Snippan (wee-wee and pussy)