True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

I like this. Could you please make it a regular feature until I don't like it anymore?

There's a pretty big difference between stealing something if you knew you could get away with it and raping someone if you could get away with it. The former is a property crime. The latter crime causes bodily harm and psychological harm. It's a violation. Am I supposed to be less judgmental of someone if the…

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

That's a lets take this party back to the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

JUST LIKE BENGHAZI.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Shelton,

Well, it isn't all about you, so there's that.

I just... Hm. I guess I would be interested to see the transcript of the conversation he had with himself that concluded with, "Why, yes! Yes, the world DOES want to know my opinions regarding the marriage of Beyoncé and Jay-Z!"

wimmin amirite

Dude: Ok well then it's bullying.

what about...

Clearly you've never lived with a child.

No. The female urethra is only connected to the bladder. The skene's gland (the "female prostate") is not connected to the urethra.

This is the kind of science the world needs. Dedication to the search for truth, no more what it takes.

I GUESS YOU JUST WANT THE HUMAN RACE TO DIE OUT THEN.

Woman: I just want to be left alone when I walk down the street.

If Madeleine ever leaves Jezebel, I'll just give up.