I have to agree, this wasn't quite the grossest thing I've ever read or experienced, but then, I'm a nurse with great experience in Interventional Proctology. But as first efforts go, it's not bad. Here's a pro tip for all: don't dig in your pooper with your fingers on a daily basis. It leads to prolapse of the anus.…

This article has inspired me to make a resolution to eat pancakes tomorrow. Thanks, Mark.

Kind of hoping for this one:

Did it come out of your penis?

Your screenname is what I'll be tonight when I'm playing my resto dr00d in WoW XD

Partying has drunk obnoxious people. Staying at home has masturbation and video games.

Suicide and trans people are inextricably linked, you might want to educate yourself with some statistics or broaden your perspective on both mental illness and trans issues.

Just love your kids.

While I don't condone pointing guns at people just because they're assholes, I do condone folksy language like "stinking of strange."

I wish I had the guts to do that. One time I was on a plane and the guy next to me was really sweaty and stinky, and he had his hairy legs all spread out in my space, and then he pressed his shoulder up against mine, and literally pushed me up against the wall of the plane. Then he fell asleep like that. It was the…

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Women shouldn't even be allowed to take public transportation, because our menstruation attracts bears and that's putting everyone at risk. Biology.

Pffft. I think this doesn't go far enough. We need dedicated, testicle-friendly spaces on public transport.

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.

Well, actually he's being honest about shoving down your throat.

I thought the moral of the story was be white and attractive all you'll have all the monies and people will like you.

oh i love chopping, its so therapeutic. I also love paper cutting with the big bladed machine. Whoosh, whoosh. chop chop chop.