Women are responsible for only a tenth of the murders in the United States. http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/…

Well, just as condescending as I anticipated.

Well, I'm not going to argue with you, and sometimes my writing isn't clear (at the very least my intent isn't) and you are definitely catching flak from another commentator who said that it's our fault for voting in Republicans, and I apologize for that, it isn't fair.

That image cracked me up. I can just see the little airplane cracking on the pavement.

There are many proud, educated, liberal Southern women and men who vote every chance we get. The best way to help is to stop stigmatizing the South and recognize that the rest of the country has a fraught history too. It's polarizing when people from (particularly the northeast) come down with a holier-than-thou…

It ain't that easy. Let me break it down for you. You are a poor woman born and raised in the south. Let's say, rural Louisiana (where I was born and raised). You have been here for three generations, not of your own accord. You were subjugated to a terrible fundamentalist upbringing and education that absolutely…

Dude, my husband and I trained ourselves with a chore chart for the first year of our marriage. Now we wake up and do the chores in the morning before we go to work. It takes maybe 10-15 minutes. I never have to nag. He never whines. We just do the motherfucking chores. I do the chores I'm picky about and he does the…

Um. We do have horns. We use them to control the media.

You know what? Fuck Sandra Bullock. She came into a restaurant where I was working in NOLA, where reservations are absolutely essential and demanded we turn away other customers for her. She screamed at us and then (by the graces of all the gods and universe) someone called in to cancel. She refused to sit where we…

Oh come on. Unless you are a teacher, and a teacher who has taught public school in a high pressure, low-income area at that, I think maybe judging educators isn't for you.

Just for your edification, the term "mentally retarded" is considered offensive and derogatory in nature. The current terminology deemed acceptable now is "intellectually disordered." Not judging, just wanted to give you a heads up.

I can honestly say that if someone's a shitbird on the inside, they look like a shitbird on the outside to me, goggles or no. Nothing turns me off quicker than selfish or (willingly) dumb human being, except maybe a selfish or (willingly) dumb monkfish.

Oy, Sterling makes us look real bad.

Own it.

You are right as rain. I reckon my point still stands.

He also stabbed his own brother for trying to steal jewelry from him.

That's too easy.

You've never taught before have you?

Goddamn that guy. I am so angry and hurt for you.

I think the real question is, is there any reason you should like Kate Upton?