Will you adopt me?

I am a woman and that's all I took away, too. Bewbs. Big ole' boobies.

Whoa. That is wretched.

"Curricula are" or "Curriculum is"

Yes, yes gentlemen. Let us give you a cookie for NOT STABBING SOMEONE VIOLENTLY.

My my. I looove your username.

Did you know that we can walk around on the street here in New Orleans with plastic cups of white wine? Let me rephrase: Did you know that you could come to New Orleans and drink white wine with me out of plastic cups?

When I left for college, my appaloosa gelding stopped eating. I had to come home (a 5 hour drive) every two weeks until we switched him to sweet feed (he was getting older) then he quit mourning and started chowing down.

That happened to me too. She ruptured my joint capsule and bit hard enough to puncture the bone. I got osteomyelitis and a blood infection. I almost lost my arm. The infection developed in 24 hours. Cat bites are nothing to mess around with guys.

5. Don't trust family members or close friends, because 73% of rapes are committed by them 6. Don't trust white men as 52% of them are perpetrators 7. Don't be in your house, as 4 in 10 rapes are committed the victim's home 8. Don't be alone with your spouse or boyfriend as 28% of rapes are committed or intimate…

I'm going to start using "escaped Baptist."

Uggu, I just want to soothe your fears about cloning. It is highly unlikely at this point to clone a viable sheep, let alone a human with a far more complex brain and mobility structures. Also, it's expensive and it fails A LOT. You know what a racist, capitalist, patriarchal power structure hates? Spending money. It…

I am never going to see my husband again. He is going to become a couch fungus that will slowly wither and dry into the cushions when this game becomes available. I will stand in the kitchen topless with a freshly baked pie, lightly bouncing three feet from him, but alas. Civilization had to make a space game.

Welp folks, I tried.

Here are the FBI statistics on murders by demographic:

I know you're just trying to rile everyone up, but let's do a thought experiment together. So, you are riding your motorcycle, minding your own business, when a truck blows a red light and hits you. You are severely injured and your penis and testicles are totally destroyed in the accident. Are you then a not-man or…

I'm a Freshman Comp teacher. I am constantly and persistently lied to and about to the upper administration. They lie because they want a better grade. They lie because they don't want to do the work that will get them said grade. They lie because they're mad that I gave them a quiz. They're lie because I demand that…

Here's the FBI's report on murder weapons used up to 2011. With some quick addition, you will see that gun murders (with the inclusion of handguns) outweigh all other forms of murder by roughly 2 times.

Yog-Soggoth knows the gate. Yog Soggoth is the gate.