Me too!
drunkendruid
drunkendruid
Oooo. Let me help. Most people here in the South are far too polite to stare or comment, but every now and again, I'll get someone who thinks it's their business. This is my canned line: "I appreciate that you've taken such an interest in my grooming habits, but I think you might want to work on your manners first. My…
Tongue is angel meat. It's tender, buttery and has zero gristle.
I'll wear a sleeveless shirt so she can see my unshaven pits as I high-five you.
You also increase the chances of your own death if you drive a vehicle. Driving is not illegal. Being drunk is not illegal. Rape is illegal (not to mention traumatizing). I don't understand what you're not getting here. You are either a troll or very misguided; either way being here in a comment forum in Jezebel…
You're nice. I like that here in the emotional wasteland that is the internet.
Oh my. Look at that plumage. She is a looker.
I think you need to come down here and enjoy some Mardi Gras. Catholics are the drunkest ones.
You know what would be something I could get behind? If Conor Oberst didn't sue her. Seeking revenge seems juvenile at best, even if she IS some evil harpy who rose from the internet depths simply to discredit an indie rock star, which I highly doubt. I think she might be somewhat mentally ill, and so stripping her of…
Dammit. You beat me to it.
disregard previous comment. I didn't read. Like a chump.
She said she was her "best friend." If she can't talk about her trauma in meaningful and productive way with her best friend, she needs to have discussion first (though she's not obligated to), and cut her loose if she's not willing to deal. We need to grow up here. Rape trauma is far more horrific than someone's…
Tell him like my the rural vet I used to work told a dude in the exact (rottie and everything) same boat. "Those balls you're so fond of, they ain't your balls. He don't even know he has balls; he's a dog." He then proceeded to ask him if dragging a half-paralyzed dog to be euthanized after he was hit by a car because…
Oh dear. How old are you? Abortions aren't cheap and certainly aren't easy to obtain (though they should be) therefore, are quite insensible as a form of "lazy ass birth control." Also, are you a mental health professional? Just because someone experiences relief or joy or sadness or anger or ambivalence doesn't mean…
My dad whipped me to welts and bruises with a belt until I was 14, and to this day, he says he rarely spanked me. He's Baptist and doesn't believe in drinking or dancing, but hitting his child into pubescence seemed ok to him. What I'm saying is that I reallllly relate to the gaslighting dad.
Thatz okay. Send all those oysters to me. I will swish their cold, briny flesh in my mouth and loll on the floor with delight. I'll eat all your oysters.
Will you please write a creative non-fiction story about this? Please? Pretty please?
WHO MAKES A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR A DOG? My dog found a dead pigeon and swallowed it whole before puking it up and then eating again. Dogs don't need fucking birthday cake.