I live here and let me tell you. This city is the Jewel of the South.

True Grit y'all.

You are a clever little troll, aren't you? If you taught Freshman Comp for just one week, you would see why we need the liberal arts. If an engineer can't use reading comprehension to figure out exactly how to piece together a bridge and then use writing to communicate it to the foreman of the project, well you get…

Now, it would be lovely if no one stared at women when they have body hair. I would love a "Who cares?" response instead of the "but it's unhyyyyygenic." cries that no dudes ever receive.

No way. Crystal is the only hot sauce.

My birth control still isn't free with my insurance (Blue Cross/Blue Shield). I've tried contacting them, but no one seems to know anything about it. How did you figure it out? Do you know how I can go about finding out?

I...I love you.

Hell yeah, I love when mine says that I have "a very strong cervix."

An ex-Israeli soldier (woman) told me that my pussy opened like a desert flower, so wet and delicate.

Okay, you got pounced on, deservedly, but I would like to bring you into this discussion as a "teaching moment." As women, we are people, and it is not about gleaning respect from men. It is about being treated just like they would treat another man. Like a person, with feelings and a brain. When construction workers…

Uh. Actually that was depressing.

Not to belittle or delegitimize your experience, but I am incredibly interested in your story. Have you ever considered writing a non-fiction piece?

Yes Please!

Ah yes! Because rape cases are often so thoroughly investigated and rapists are very very often convicted, even with DNA evidence and eye witness testimony. Men who assault women often serve so much time in jail, for real offenses, right? Oh...wait.

Yeah, I take issue with the fact that there is not one fat woman, that the women of color are essentially fetishized, The isn't one woman rocking body hair or short hair, no open lesbians, no transwomen...I could go on. Neat. She has tattoos, is military and is privileged enough to go to college. Do I hate her? No…

Dear Hurtdeer,

I suggest you read Kate Harding's piece, "Schrodinger's Rapist: How to Talk to Strange Women without Getting Maced in the Face." Also, maybe have a little empathy. 25% of women have been sexually assaulted sometime in their lives.

Oh man, I just read that comic and silencing those demons reading off a list that he has absolutely no control over...Yeah, that. That might be the only reason I exercise. That and beers. Beers are delicious.

I was told I was toeing the feminist/racist line FOR liking "Orange is the New Black."

Hey guess what? You're making a fucking human in there! That's way cooler than abs and perky tatas. Your body is magnificently constructing another organism piece by piece and what's her perky ass doing? Being at Burning Man. You win. Not to say your feelings aren't valid, just to say I have a lot more admiration for…