Well, since they let you out of the greys anyway, I guess I'll give the troll a little snack. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEIR BODIES HERE. We do not exist as a gender to stroke your boner.

Do you smell something mildly incestuous here? I think Mom wants to bang her sons. Weird. Check out the last picture on her page, for realz.

Amen.

Oh barf. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Um, whatever. Yogurt makes my vag happy. Straight up. Nothing more feminist than a happy vag. Can I get a What! What!?

You want to hear an equally anecdotal incident where it wasn't? I have an American Mastiff who is gargantuan (180 lb), but gentle and funny as a lamb. He takes pains to not injure my 22 pound terrier mix while they "wrestle," which really means he lays on his back and opens his mouth while she pounces around him…

You said what I wanted to say, only more better. Hats off to you!

Preach! The obsession with each other's appearance is exactly what Patriarchy thrives on. We are angry and pitted against one another as women, perpetuating the cycle of not being able to bind together over body type. In turn, we can be sold diet pills and push-up bras and breast implants and weight loss books. If we…

Hey Lindy, if you ever want to play D&D with me, I'll buy all the wine.

Hey guys,

So, here's the thing. Just because you choose to go into a public space, doesn't mean you are responsible for being threatened because of your gender, race, age, religion (as much as that pains me) or orientation. XBox Live is a public space. Because women exist and want to participate in a public space without…

I call mine "The Dreamcrusher." My husband is a former Marine, so sometimes I wake up to him yelling drills and flailing, until he rolls on top of me, puts his face next to mine and humps my leg. It's...weird.

True story. My cousin (we're Jewish) came out to his parents a few months ago and wanted me there with him. So, I went. He was incredibly anxious and afraid my aunt and uncle would be disappointed or angry.When we walked in, my uncle was sitting in living room eating ice cream and laughing at reruns and my aunt was…

We're not white.

A surprising number in your family, people can't be in amounts unless they're soylent green . Sorry...English instructor here....I'm really bored in the summer.

Virginia Woolf. Right on.

I guess the only question I ask myself every day, 'man...why's it gotta be us who takes the high road?' Seriously, why they get to be dicks and I don't? I WANT TO BE A DICK TOO. Actually, I don't. I guess I answered my own question. F.

You know it's good when someone calls women "females."

Holler to you for high-maintenance men, girl. If you're ever in NOLA and want to get drunk at 1o AM on mimosas and eat buttermilk biscuits, I'm here for you. SHit, this whole city is here for you.

I thought you wrote: " we are all people, and people aren't summed up in simple titties." Which honestly seemed pretty contextual, given the nature of this article.