Alright. For the record, I am a metal-head. But this song rules for being pissed at some idiot. "As Your Ghost Takes Flight" By: Saves The Day. Seriously, fuck that guy. You rule and I know that because your user name is Cupcakecrumbles.

I had exactly the same experience as you. I'm 25. Are you on hormonal birth control? I got on OBC and have been the same one for 5 years after I found I had PCOS. You may have a hormonal imbalance. My beard went away, my acne reduced significantly and I lost 50 lbs after I got on the stuff. I would suggest blood…

I am a survivor of brutal, very "traditional" rape and the author is correct. She did NOT consent to having sex with the various other people that he did behind her back and therefore it's rape, because there was a violation of consent. I don't wish to nourish trolls, though.

I love this thread. I usually launch into a very long discussion about oppression and patriarchy. Get into detail. Don't let him leave the conversation for anything. Keep him there for a full ten minutes, calmly. Ask him what he thinks gives HIM the right to comment on your body in any capacity. Fart quiet, rancid…

I was too. Hugs.

Damn. I can't tell any of 'em apart. That might be my head injury, though.

Damn. It looks like everybody be shaving in here. Can I get a shout out from my fellow hairy women with crew cuts? I told this story the other day (I think on Gawker) but it bears repeating. I quit shaving the day I was sitting with my hippie friend and we were talking about hair removal. He asked me which was cuter,…

You are absolutely right. I used to never find myself scrolling through Jezebel and thinking "whoa, that's pretty mean." and "who fucking cares?" We lost HuffPo a long time ago, I really hope Jezebel doesn't go the same way.

Have you seen Arrested Development? One of the funniest (to me) jokes in that entire series is when Michael can't tell that a woman he is interested in is cognitively disabled because she has a British accent (amongst other things). Subtlety is not our strong suit here in the States.

I confess. I did not read this article. I just wanted to say, bewbs.

Sooooorrrrry, I can't control myself. English teacher dying inside me. Not "less" people, fewer people. Unless it's soylent green, you can't have less people.

Pure genius. Will you come to my birthday?

Damn. You are smart.

Oh man. I totally do it as a political statement. I love being hairy. As my hippie friend once explained: "What's cuter a regular mole rat or a naked mole rat?" I replied that I wasn't sure; I hadn't seen many of either. He squeaked, "one's fuuuuuuzzzzier!" and then took a massive rip off of a three foot bong. I…

An 11-year-old.

If you're a being who identifies as a man, YOU'RE A REAL MAN.

$39,000 when a cat bit into my joint capsule and into the bone. She injected me with a flesh eating bacteria (that only cats have) and I almost lost my hand. It took three surgeries. Lesson: If a cat is escaping, no cat is worth $39,000, let her escape.

Bad! Bad, lazy fantasy writing! Naughty!

Can I...I think I love your family. Adopt me?

And lavender tights! Don't forget the lavender tights!!!!!