Oh dude, if he's worth his salt he'll laugh and then cut a cheesy one himself.

No. You didn't read carefully. It doesn't matter if it offends me. It's imprecise writing. Also, I could detail the reasons it's offensive, but upon examination of your comments section, it doesn't seem like you have anything useful to add to this conversation, nor are you willing to do the work to do so. Good day,…

Hey guys, I am completely furious about this article. Let's get mad together feminists. http://madeinhisimage.org/the-bikini-que…

Nah, some of us like vagina.

I tell all my students, now it's your turn. Please do not refer to human women as "females" it's imprecise and offensive, which makes for poor writing. All I can hear in my head when you say "oh look, all females" is 'female whats? Female dogs, female alines, female peach trees?' It's unclear and easily remedied.

I am a lady table top gamer and have to constantly remind the DM (depending on the DM) to please, please not make every female character ploughable. Please, make some uggers and some incredibly evil, powerful characters. But soon, my friend, I will DM my own campaign and become drunk, DRUNK with power. I will unleash…

Wow. You missed the point big time.

THey do the opaque covers in here in good old U.S.of A. and look how not sexist OUR publications are! WE ARE BASTIONS OF EQUALITY. FREEDOM! TITTIES!

Doug, we must talk about your clarity and syntax. See me after class, please.

genius.

Can I tell you something? I love Australians. I took and Australian Film and Lit course in my undergrad, and my word, some of the most beautiful things I have ever read. Of of my besties is a goth from Perth and when she brings over her Perthian friends, we get shitfaced and laugh at each others' accents (mine is…

Jesus. She looks just like her.

Hey guys. Y'all remember when Facebook was 18 or older only and that it was for really for college networking only? I am an old, I guess.

SO beautiful and healthy!

Yeah Jesus. Folks don't understand that the service industry is nightmare, and some people really love that nightmare. I have worked as a server, hostess, pet sitter, and housekeeper and the worst thing (besides being on your feet for an 8 hour shift—-and the used condoms/period blood slung on the walls) is how…

Well in all fairness people do bring their babies everywhere in NOLA and then hand them to strangers. I have been handed a baby twice in the past six months, once at the Walmart checkout line, once in my front yard by my neighbor's daughter. The baby and I just kind of look at one another and then one of us poops our…

Um. What the hell? I don't get it.

Watch his character in Freaks and Geeks and just understand that that's him in REAL LIFE.

I'm jealous. My husband must be pried from the video games then enthusiastically coddled until I'm rejected again, unless he decided he's in the mood. Sigh. I do have the sex drive of a 15-year-old boy though.

Ugh. Who carez?