To prove "their real," huh? Here, try this one on: "they're real."

She comes from a vaudeville background. She also says everything my Jewish grandmother says. They do it for that shock. Eh.

Y'all rule.

Holler girl.

Go back to your bridge troll.

You are not alone. I'm from South Louisiana, so it strikes a special chord for me. But Jesus, It was the most beautifully written and acted.

Austin, Texas.

Hey guys. I have no idea what my I.Q. is. I am terrified to get tested, because it feels like going to OBGYN. What if I'm a dumbass? What I'm a genius? What if I'm normal. Boring old normal. Maybe this is a poor analogy. Oh NO! I AM a dumbass.

HAHAHAHA. You are a comedic genius.

Single-fartedly. I cannot contain myself.

A beardie! I just got one and I want to be the best dragon momma ever, how did you get him to be less stressed out? I've had him for 4 days. He'll eat from my hand and be real cool and then he'll just flip out and run around his enclosure.

Wouldn't "I am a Graveyard" be an awesome doom metal album name?

The Trey Parker thing is glorious. Also, we Rachel's generally have your back.

Did I have a stroke? I don't think I understood one concept about this article. There were words. What is Emoji?

Brilliant.

Awww. You guys are awesome!

I hear you. They're so big and muscley and my horses lean into you when you give the place right above they're tail a scratch. Warm and cuddly horse butts!

Don't feed the troll.

Except Texas. Fuck Texas.

Thank you. Yoga is booooooooring.