Slender nympho WHO'S half her age. Nymphos are people too.

lolz.

Hearts and minds is how the real war is won.

Love and Basketball FTW.

Oh Jesus. I dated an Aspie. Run. You will only feel that way over an over again. He might even say that he doesn't understand love and that he can't love you. It's not worth it. Especially since they don't mean to be breaking your heart at every turn. It's not your responsibility to make him happy. They make great…

Ah well. I am about to eat 5 pounds of boiled crawfish and suck their little heads. My lips will burn for two days. I will then eat so much jumbalaya and red beans and rice. It's Mardi Gras here, the best holiday. Y'all come down here and we'll feed you right. Also, the "Southern Diet" is all processed bullshit on…

Not your fault. Are men afraid to go into every woman's house, because she might rob him at gunpoint? No. You should have the right to feel safe anywhere you go. If you want to make out and smoke weed, fine. He should respect your boundaries. If you grabbed his dong and he asked you to please stop, he wanted to take…

It's not the victim's responsibility. It's the attacker's responsibility to to not assault someone. If a woman took a man home (and he thought it was all good) and then she cut his ding dong off, would it be his responsibility for going home with a woman? Not according to the law.

Yeah, KaylieBee said it. You're stupid.

Alright, now I'm crying. Straight boohooing. My appaloosa gelding is about to have to be put down. Maybe he'll be reincarnated as a cat where he won't have to work as hard as he did. Maybe one of you guys'll get him and feed him really expensive food and let him lay on your boobs. Sorry, I don't believe in heaven, so…

I have a reoccurring dream where I give birth to a black foal and am super relieved it's not a human.

Damn girl. Sounds like you need to eat a steak. Your blood sugar is low.

Also, this is New Orleans. Everything is janky here.

I think we are agreeing. I'm saying that defensiveness is not all that unreasonable and often comes from a darker place than just their hangups.

If my boyfriend asked me to please stop eating crackers in bed, because that bothered him and made him uncomfortable, I would consider that adult conversation.

Hehe. I thought they meant the Texas Rangers.

Hey, thanks for this. I've been rolling through posts trying to say that it's alright to feel jealous or angry or insecure. I've met a depressing barrage of people saying that a woman is stupid or controlling if she doesn't want her partner, who she allows access to her most vulnerable aspects, watching a hugely…

Neat. But you are not every woman. You can't know why or for what end said women don't want him watching porn. For some feminists, porn is viscerally disturbing. It is heterocentric and kind of degrading and violent in their eyes. For some sexual assault victims, porn is a trigger. For some women who grew up in an…

“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.”

Um. That's sexy.