You really should write on this and send it in to Jezebel.

Oooo. And say you started your period and it has given you said shits! Then fart and moan. Rinse. Repeat.

I got bitten by a cat (I was a contract petsitter) into the bone and joint capsule on my hand . I got osteomyelitis and septic artritis. This cat was foofoo, purebred, and declawed. I almost lost my hand and was in the hospital for a week and on pic line antibiotics for 8 weeks. The lesson is, if a cat dashes out the…

Hahaha. Dayum.

Yeah, I live here and have for awhile. You drive down the road and see old white and black men swilling High Life together and hugging after a Saints touchdown. Most restaurants don't care if you're white, black or purple, so long as your money's green, especially post-Katrina. I will say during tough times, we are a…

What in the hell? I had no idea this was actually a thing. The prettiest thing about cunts is the delicate folding lips. I think they look like orchids.

They look like a little old depressed man in a hat.

Get yourself a vibrator or dildo. Watch, read, or think about something real sexy then practice feeling penetrated while you rub your clit on top of the hood in a "DJ" motion. It's like practicing your dance moves in front of the mirror. It helps alleviate awkwardness. Shit, make it whole evening where you buy…

You beat me to it. Damn.

num!

Right...because of those drunk children always getting raped. Oh yeah! All of those drunk prisoners. Drunk elderly and disabled in the nursing home! Those slutty drunk housewives always tempting their husbands. All those drunk women in Syria and Darfur and Somalia and Iraq. Do you see where I'm going here?

Someone please tell me this person is troll and doesn't really believe that utter bullshit.

I love mine. I mean reeeeeeeeally.

Good. Less sociopathic genes floating about.

Really alcohol ain't that gray either. Ask yourself this question and follow steps.

I have to say, I have never gotten any street harassment here in the deep south. Texas is another animal. But here in NOLA, if a man said anything like that when he was a teenager his mother would have slapped him down in public and made him apologize. (I have seen this happen) I am rarely questioned as a matriarch…

Holler from New Orleans here! Jesus, I've seen more classicist shit in New York city; at least we help each other. No one steps over homeless people here, if the man wants some chicken nuggets, you buy that man some chicken nuggets.

You rule.

Oh man, do you guys remember your mom cutting your fingernails? Trauma city. Imagine a brow wax.

I love you.