It would be an insane NUMBER of things, not amount. Also, you are missing the point.

Here, you get ignored.

Can I get little Jezzie advice? It's totes drama and silly, but I truly don't know how to handle it. I'm dumb about this stuff. So, I'm getting hitched in March and my completely adorable, pushover partner has these two women he grew up with who are unbearable. I mean making inappropriate noises during the movies…

Perf.

Perfect response. I've just been going through praising everyone more eloquent than me, and this falls right in there.

Man, you guys are on it. This rules.

Holler girl. Perfect response.

I'm a person of color and I am not seeing how race hate is helpful. You can't control what color you were born, but you can control how you treat others. Let us bind together as women, as decent human beings, and not divide into factions against one another. Let us fight against greed, and tyranny, and oppression.…

All you need to know is that he wrote "Call of Cthulu" on Metallica's Ride "The Lightening."

Not an excuse.

You can have all the Harry Potter paraphernalia. I'll take the Real-ass wizards. "Fly you fools!"

My dad did too Lindy! Maybe we're sisters.

YES!

BAHAHAHA. You're great.

I married that nice guy. He just kept being my friend until I was ready. I had been sexually assaulted and wasn't ready for any kind of relationship. I didn't tell him that because of X Y and Z. But, he just stayed by my side while we played Borderlands and drank whiskey until one night I realized that I wanted his…

You smack of Mark from Peep Show.

My mother regularly gets booted out of church gatherings because they think, "Jews control the liberal media." We both also get asked what part of the Middle East we're from or if we're Hispanic. Jewish isn't just cultural, it's ethnic.

That's why we're asking you to help dismantle the system of patriarchy built by white men. So you can experience all of those emotions like grief, loss and sadness. Women can't experience loneliness without being called "clingy" or be make jokes without being called an "attention whore". It works both ways.

Thank you. That was the clearest explanation I have ever heard on this subject. Now, will you come home with me for Christmas to explain to my fundamentalist parents that gay marriage has nothing to do with the sanctity of marriage? Please. I'll bake you cookies.