This is Jezebel.

You did :)

For those that don't get the joke, its based off of this gawker thread.

Hmmm, yes, yes it is. Someone needs to get to the bottom of this. Please to explain?

Isn't this Jezebel?

I should get armor.

I like the facebook version too:

Don't worry, buddy, I hate fun too. We'll get those bastards...

"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

All the Whos down in Whoville wake up Christmas morning . . . and start screaming 'Where's my stuff!"

have you tried the mini?

Monsieur showed me this the other day and I was all

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD MUTHAFUKA