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Yeah. That Sam Ponder sign was me. Not many willing toilet tops in ND.

No, his name is Marshall.

Bahaha.

I dunno man. After this week's episode of True Blood...does severed dong count?

A man must show a dong...

He's not a douche: he's a businessman. Joffery is a douche.

Renly agrees! He demands meat sceptors!

You know nothing, Adam Bencsik.

That happened to me recently, but then she wanted $25 after doing so for the duration of one song.

There's no way anybody should buy the story about the cop mixing up his Tazer with his firearm. For starters, the Tazer is partially plastic, features large flourescent colored streaks, and doesn't carry a full mag of rounds. Secondly, the issued sidearm DID have a full liad. You can tell the difference

Anna was originally charged with a hit, but it was later ruled an error.

"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."

Now playing

Are you sure it's not Kristen Dunst's used car?

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! I'm working on a post about GoT minifigs, btw.

Joel and I had grown apart the last few years. Ever since we left the Firefly facility I knew he was hiding something. Rotting him inside out like a country mouse carcass hunted by an eagle.

I'm not going to give you blow jobs but I am going to call my twin sister in to help finish you off.

I like how you attack the US for that. Pretty sure that no other country on the planet besides the British were helping you either. The difference between the rest of the world (besides the British, Canadians and a few token troops from misc. countries) and the US is that the US DID come free France from the Nazis

I am a straight white male who lives in Texas, I can honestly say that I love George Takei with all my heart.