Yeah. That Sam Ponder sign was me. Not many willing toilet tops in ND.
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No, his name is Marshall.
Bahaha.
I dunno man. After this week's episode of True Blood...does severed dong count?
A man must show a dong...
He's not a douche: he's a businessman. Joffery is a douche.
That happened to me recently, but then she wanted $25 after doing so for the duration of one song.
There's no way anybody should buy the story about the cop mixing up his Tazer with his firearm. For starters, the Tazer is partially plastic, features large flourescent colored streaks, and doesn't carry a full mag of rounds. Secondly, the issued sidearm DID have a full liad. You can tell the difference…
Anna was originally charged with a hit, but it was later ruled an error.
"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."
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Are you sure it's not Kristen Dunst's used car?
Joel and I had grown apart the last few years. Ever since we left the Firefly facility I knew he was hiding something. Rotting him inside out like a country mouse carcass hunted by an eagle.
I'm not going to give you blow jobs but I am going to call my twin sister in to help finish you off.
I am a straight white male who lives in Texas, I can honestly say that I love George Takei with all my heart.
Dire-Wolf DLC? It is called COD: *GHOST* for Christ's sake. Winter is coming.
This one had me laughing harder than any of them
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