"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

Its an interesting find, but nothing more. Ken Levine has disproved the connection, so there's nothing more to this story. Creepy girls are a horror trope and if you combine an underwater realm with 50s style, arriving at an old-timey diving suit is not a stretch.

It's unclear if that issue of SF Magazine featured some sort of underwater tale or if the cover was simply striking artwork. Of course, right now you might be saying, "But, Atlus Shrugged did BioShock in 1957!"

Obligatory:

"Hack"?

Good luck to all the entrants :)

You said it, Admiral.

Corn is but that which passes its shell through us—leaving all that mattered behind. ;)

"Get some Febreze or something!" has meme potential written all over it.

Best thing ever. I'm off to the store to buy some Teddy Grahms right now.

OH SWEET HOLY HELL.

OMG ITS FUCKING HERCULES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This clearly has nothing to do with the Nets as this guy is shooting 50% from the field.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

Not sure what that's trying to make fun of. The dude is doing a muscle-up, and he has proper form. Stop this (

Below is an excerpt from someone at the scene as it happened: