You did :)

For those that don't get the joke, its based off of this gawker thread.

Hmmm, yes, yes it is. Someone needs to get to the bottom of this. Please to explain?

Isn't this Jezebel?

I should get armor.

Don't worry, buddy, I hate fun too. We'll get those bastards...

"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

have you tried the mini?

Monsieur showed me this the other day and I was all

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD MUTHAFUKA