“NFL PROTESTERS!” is the new “THANKS OBAMA!”

Is your point that you’re a vegan because I got it.

I don’t think a tax is the solution to this. Maybe we should look at eliminating the amount of food that we waste every year. The amount of stuff that goes into the garbage everyday could probably feed millions. Less waste = less produced. I don’t think you should mess with how much it costs people to feed themselves.…

Taxes like the soda tax have huge unintended consequences, namely destroying jobs and disproportionately impacting the poor.

OK DUMBASS LETS JUST LOOK AT THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR. SINCE WE ARE IN DECEMBER WE START THERE AS ANYONE WITH HALF A BRIAN CAN TELL YOU

True, it is a slim margin. But you know what they call a guy who wins by 1.5%?

Honestly I’ve never been comfortable with American willingness to perpetuate people recording their kids vulnerable moments and publishing that shit for clicks.

Even if you’re legitimate and doing it bring awareness or whatever and it’s not just a naked money grab the whole things seem unnecessarily exploitive. The…

I just don’t understand why they felt the need to kill off Carson Wentz on Sunday.

Sanders neglected to provide any evidence to back up her claim of deliberate lying on the part of the media.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

As reported yesterday by The Hill, Trump’s approval rating has now hit a new low. What’s even more significant, the slippage among Trump’s core supporters is clear.

I’d rather there be a Constitutional amendment limiting the size of any company to 5% of the market, or something akin to that.

Your mom sends them to me all the time.

This purge has been wonderful, but I do wish we were making more of a distinction between things that should get them thrown in prison and things that should get them thrown out of a bar. This pendulum will swing back as people start burning out on the subject, and if we’ve still got guys like Al Franken and Dustin…

Really, the only fair way to settle the controversy is to kill Gabriel Byrne and see which film is listed first in his obituary.

...asked why Netflix wasn’t taking the allegations from Masterson’s accusers seriously... he responded, “we don’t believe them.”

YES!

Trump: “Hey Fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese”

Mama, just fucked a kid