Also, please God: No more R-E-L-A-X references. If the Packers win the Super Bowl, that stupid tweet will be the first thing they mention in the NFL Films yearbook video. They are beating that tweet into the ground. It was not a magic tweet.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

So in hockey speak he has an upper body injury.

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

I just hope Favre doesn't try to text his congratulations to Manning.

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Is the secret ingredient semen?

Not much man what's raw with you

I used to work at a mom-and-pop pizzeria that also sold frozen dough balls to other restaurants. The Dough Balls were frozen in a chest freezer set to "Cloud City Carbonite" and had to be individually bagged, and the bags had to be tied. There were always 30 dough balls on a sheet, and about 60 dough balls would fit…

Best Klans In Baseball

but what about....bedbugs???

Another big fear (at least for NYC parents): Bringing home bed bugs.

The nice thing is that McConaughey gets older, but the Texas players stay the same age.

I'll admit, I have head lice right now. I am sitting at work as we speak trying not to scratch my head too much. You think it's embarrassing to get it as an adult because your kids brought it home from school? Well I don't have any fucking kids. I don't know where I got it (a hotel maybe? I've stayed in a lot of those…

I bet that thing is sweaty as fuck on the inside. It probably smells a little accurate.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.