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"Also, please God: No more R-E-L-A-X references. If the Packers win the Super Bowl, that stupid tweet will be the first thing they mention in the NFL Films yearbook video. They are beating that tweet into the ground. It was not a magic tweet."

Beer cheese soup is an abomination, and I say this as someone from Wisconsin.

I had bedbugs in my house. It was a nightmare. I have heard many stories of other families that have gone through the same, but most people don't want to talk about it. We've been pretty lucky on the lice front, whenever the letters have been sent home from school. Talking about this stuff, recognizing that it has…

There are no slices. 1/2 grated cheddar, 1/4 grated pepperjack, 1/4 chevre, stone ground mustard lightly applied to the inside of the bread, olive oil brushed on the outside of the bread.

It's the same thing. You are aware of how victims of domestic violence typically react, correct?

you are seriously blaming Rihanna? You suck.

You are seriously blaming her? You are blaming her? You suck.

So you are the worst lawyer ever?

This is great. I think every responding comment on this thread should be approved. Let these assholes go on the record as being assholes.

They're call New Zealanders, you racist fuck!

How much is Jezebel paying for the un-retouched photos this time? Oh, wait, you don't hate her, so you're not paying.

This was the first year the reader poll in Milwaukee, WI at onmilwaukee.com didn't pick BW-3 as best wings, and actually picked a local bar.

Your right, the bible is a great source of accurate historical information regarding human lifespan. Once we factor in Methuselah at 969 years of age, those numbers should go up, up, up!

Many of the Wii U consoles already purchased are likely wrapped in paper at the bottom of a decorated tree. Try running these numbers again December 30th.

I got my airport extreme five years ago and it is still rocking. I sort of want it to die, because I want some of the newer features.

You just had to dare them to use the blink tag, didn't you?

Is your real life backlit and powered by a GPU?

NO, YOU'RE WRONG, AND THEY ARE AWESOME!

The 3rd generation iPod touch shipped with 3.1 and was updated up to iOS 5.