Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen!

Correct answer is Zero.

I've had this printer for a couple of years now. It's awesome.

I've had this printer for a couple of years now. It's awesome.

There is really only one suspendable offense in the NFL: embarrassing The League.

Yeah I literally don't understand this at all. She didn't PERPETRATE a domestic violence situation.

Just popping in to say that I've been watching the pre-game coverage and I am really tired of the announcers and sideline reporters discussing how all this Ray Rice stuff is a "distraction" from football and can the Ravens "overcome" said distraction. I don't like that choice of words. Football is a distraction from…

OK. So this was the nagging voice in the back of my head when I first read about this. I don't like the idea of society collectively saying "you were a victim, therefor you can no longer be part of these certain things that we associate with what happened to you because they make us feel uncomfortable." If she is not…

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

You know what sent me over the edge? It was the story about LeSean McCoy and the twenty cent tip. What struck me were some of the comments. We spent the whole day reading reams of outrage about Ray Rice and his behavior, and then in the comments on this stupid little story about a bad tip, we have people using words…

I have to say, as someone who fucking despises NASCAR, that I have really enjoyed watching you make a fool of yourself in this thread. Thanks for the entertainment.

Here's a picture of Johnny Manziel playing Monopoly. That'll be $40 please.

If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

Looks like a real...

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

As this is the worst Slash I've seen this post-season, I hope a long suspension is coming.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

Pavel Datsyuk = Sulky Dat Vape

I'm curious; if Intergalactic were playing during the monster fight scenes, would that had made for a better movie?