Tryna catch me riding dirty...

*TRIGGER WARNING* I used to work in a photo lab. I saw all kinds of photos, and one of the things I saw was photos of deceased people. I developed crime scene photos. I developed drug photos, war photos, sex photos, everything. I saw everything.

I’d imagine with a waddle. Or you have your lady’s maid push you around on a handcart? Or you just stay in bed for 5-ish days? Maybe I do want one.

It only took three minutes for a Holocaust comment to come up after this was published. And four for someone to call her a skeleton.

Unhealthy Malnourished Holocaust Skeleton

“Hey want one of these? I got extra.” expose a purse full of cookie dough tubes.

No, but dogs > cats.

will someone tell me why i smoke these damn things

Hey Jia, did you see your tweet in this write up on how to change the lives of nail salon workers? I agree with the author on funding the labor dept so they can go after the bad guys..

it looked like a cocktail weenie in a hay stack.

Tell them severing a man’s spine for resisting arrest is not the answer. Choking a man on the sidewalk for selling loose cigarettes is also not the answer. Tell them you agree. Violence is not the answer.

Jesus christ dude.

We can make a game out of it. Are they hungry?

It also shows that you are unwilling to look objectively at WHY GMOs? Who wants them? Who pushes for them and WHY?

Um, I think you misunderstand me.

I dunno, he didn’t include a pic of known baby, Ariana Grande.

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

I'm not saying you ever buy a woman any drink without having talked to her first, that's creepy.

You're supposed to use a red duck and impact font for bad advice, remember?