I have an eight week old. I will literally be buttoning my shirt as my husband buckles her into her car seat and she can’t make it through church. She eats every 1.5-2 hours. It gets a little easier as they get older, but I refuse to be held hostage in my house because of her feeding schedule. Breastfeeding on the go…

I believe its pronounced Zwift.

It's nice to have someone actually laugh at my jokes. Mr. Sattler usually just rolls his eyes.

I work in a lab and spend a considerable amount of time in the sink so my hands crack and split and flake too. O'keefs working hands (and feet too) is amazing stuff. It's designed for machinists, so is super heavy duty, has no scent and is non greasy. I see results in three to five days when I use it.

I'll admit he's growing on me. Still wouldn't have one for a pet.

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Jumping spider according to someone up thread. But I'm not certain.

TAMU says I shouldn't worry about him.

I wouldn't say straightforward. He does grow on you but I was a bit startled on first view. Mark'a animal pieces are usually of the rabbit/kitty/guinea pig variety.

The more I stare at it, the more cute it becomes. Do it's 4 extra eyes look like a mustache?

Anybody else scream a little when the first picture out the gate was this view? Mark , quit trying to terrify us!

Wow! I didn't know Adultosaur likes Tootsie Pops so much.

I've got her baby right here.

Read anything Courtney Milan has written and get back to us.

At first I thought you were just being ridiculous with your choice of "groovy." Nope. That pantsuit is, by definition, groovy.

Perhaps they mean ways one can legally present themselves without changing gender on a birth certificate. It is legal to change your name despite sex/gender to whatever you want. Those would still be legal documents. Or enrollment documents and transcripts from your school. Those are legal documents that indicate…

Lol. Well if it makes you feel better, I was trapped at work on a Sunday night and so getting paid to argue with him. He seems to have calmed down now.