Here’s the thing about this that was easy to miss in the segment: Part of the reason that rapists maintaining parental rights is important is not just because of the possibility of rapists gaining visitation/custody rights. (Obviously, that’s awful.) It’s also because rapists can use the threat of suing for custody as…

That is one thing about Kate that I love - she is the most high-profile clothes recycler out there. She is the only high-profile women I can think of that does it so confidently, whereas many women who have half the budget she does will never be photographed in the same thing twice. I think it’s really admirable that…

I believe the swaying is owl body-language for "I'm 'bout to fuck your shit up, do not even."

But, for real, is there a Buzzfeed quiz I can take to find out my own "WhoreScore"?

Evo Psych is the softest of soft sciences, it's weaker than literary criticism.

"Female serial killers gather and male serial killers hunt," Harrison said.

She's cute now, sure, but soon will come her terrible twos, where Grande will also learn to scream "I don't wanna!" at the top of her lungs and likely figure out that anything she can throw can be a weapon

BUT HE'S SO KA-YUUUUTE.

Yeah, that made me freak out a bit.

I dunno, it looks like it's judging me or something for poor life choices.

Or a legit and common phobia.

yeah mark you really dropped the ball on this one

Spider Misandry!

This is an important discovery. That being said, science may never determine how many repetitions of the chorus of "Tootsee Roll" it takes to get to the center of madness.

Ya haven't seen "Pride and Prejudice," I take it.

That'll clear up all your mysteries right there.

I remember an interview from about the late 80s or so—she was talking about how badly she needs EVERYONE to love her even more than she loves herself and how desperate she is for approval. She said something to the effect of how if 1000 people saw a performance of hers and 999 of them thought she was the most amazing…

It disappoints me to see this too. I'll always be a fan but the desperation, I just can't defend it anymore. I mean, this 1990 Madonna would be rolling her eyes beneath the monocle at the current version.

SHE'S SO THIRSTY.