She is a starbacks cup with cat ears, who cant enunciate and likes big black balls.

I love cooking, and one of the best things about being married is having someone else around to eat my food, but it does seem a bit oppressive at times. I like to keep it on an even keel by naming my dishes after famous feminists. Such as my Lucretia Mott Marinara Sauce or Sojourner Truth Spicy Chicken Chili or…

I got one back in 2003 replacing a pretty good Shark; had ferrets as pets at the time, it was 'kinda gross' hot much more came up in that first vacumn! Still using, no 'consumables'...

If you don't have rugs and/or carpets, it's probably not worth the expense (and I have one, but I have several large area rugs). I am very happy with it. Works great and we've had it for many years.

I have four cats and three children. We have a Miele and I love it. I stayed away from the Dysons because they seemed heavy. We had been buying a vacuum maybe every year and a half and they just could not cut it. Our Miele has stood up to everything. DIRT WARRIOR. We have mostly hardwood too, but this also does…

i work at bed bath and beyond.

We have one and love it. It's great on the wood floors and it kicks ass on carpet.

I'm about as far from an expert on the subject as can be, but I'll do gawker a solid and link a recent vacuum popularity contest and the very relevant result.

Pretty much. But damaging cars as a form of amusement is kind of a shitty thing to do. The rest of it is just me being a little unreasonably grumpy.

Seconded. Love, a current teacher.

Operative word here being "assholes". So true. That's what they are.

I believe that is correct.

Oh I think I could give Hugh Laurie a run for his money in those little toxic packets. I get that they're a preservative but do we REALLY need them in boxes of toddler shoes? Because toddlers love things they shouldn't eat and when my kid got a bunch of pairs of shoes for Christmas finding these things before she…

Yeah I figured this would happen. Just trying to mitigate haha.

Goats are mean assholes. Good luck playing with them.

Two snaps to the guys who wrote this and a couple more for their flashy wreath.

I think they need to learn what the acronym means, it literally translates to "answer please" (if I recall).

I'm so excited. My husband bought me the Han Solo costume dress from Think Geek for Christmas. When someone at work asks me why I showed up to work dressed like Han Solo I'm going to say "because you're suppose to dress for the job you want...."

If she's that strong, I would prefer she just carry me around, Arianna Grande-style.

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…