“Hey want one of these? I got extra.” expose a purse full of cookie dough tubes.

No, but dogs > cats.

will someone tell me why i smoke these damn things

Hey Jia, did you see your tweet in this write up on how to change the lives of nail salon workers? I agree with the author on funding the labor dept so they can go after the bad guys..

it looked like a cocktail weenie in a hay stack.

Tell them severing a man’s spine for resisting arrest is not the answer. Choking a man on the sidewalk for selling loose cigarettes is also not the answer. Tell them you agree. Violence is not the answer.

Jesus christ dude.

We can make a game out of it. Are they hungry?

It also shows that you are unwilling to look objectively at WHY GMOs? Who wants them? Who pushes for them and WHY?

Um, I think you misunderstand me.

I dunno, he didn’t include a pic of known baby, Ariana Grande.

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

I'm not saying you ever buy a woman any drink without having talked to her first, that's creepy.

You're supposed to use a red duck and impact font for bad advice, remember?

Here’s the thing about this that was easy to miss in the segment: Part of the reason that rapists maintaining parental rights is important is not just because of the possibility of rapists gaining visitation/custody rights. (Obviously, that’s awful.) It’s also because rapists can use the threat of suing for custody as…

That is one thing about Kate that I love - she is the most high-profile clothes recycler out there. She is the only high-profile women I can think of that does it so confidently, whereas many women who have half the budget she does will never be photographed in the same thing twice. I think it’s really admirable that…

I believe the swaying is owl body-language for "I'm 'bout to fuck your shit up, do not even."

But, for real, is there a Buzzfeed quiz I can take to find out my own "WhoreScore"?

"Female serial killers gather and male serial killers hunt," Harrison said.